In the interest of not always bitching and whining in my blog I've decided to put some of my wishes out in the universe and see what comes back. I guess in a way I'm still bitching and whining--but whatever.
I wish...
...I had a restaurant style soda fountain in my home. Diet soda from the fountain is oh so much tastier than the stuff in can or plastic bottles. mmmmm bubbles.
...'Him' would leave his girl forever and fall madly in love with me--forever. I know, I know, it's pure fantasy. Who wants to gain a new man that way? But honestly, for him, I wouldn't really care. Guess we should meet first, huh?
...The outside temperature would never fall below 70 for the next 6 months.
...I could turn 30 again this year, I need a do over.
...My mom would stop sending me chain e-mails about God, Jesus, Praying, and blind faith.
...My dad would...nevermind, I been wishin' that wish for 30 years and still nothing.
...I could stop being so sensitive, self-conscious, and apathetic. (not just wishing--I'm working on it).
...I had a sporty, silver, mini-cooper and $5000 gas card.
...G-Dubya would keel over. Right now.
...Democrats were the majority again.
...Right-wingers, revolutionaries, pseudo-scientists, activists, rebels, etc, etc., would all just get over their high and mighty bullshit, can the lame rhetoric, and start treating people as equals. Just follow the "mind your business" policy and we'll all live happily, ever, after.
...Everyone would watch "Bowling for Columbine".
and Finally,
...I wish the following people all of the love, good-fortune and happiness in the world: Badili,Tavares, Derek, Jason, James, Keino,Sauda, Leigh, Aretina, Chuck, Da'kim (Chavin),Willie, Jamie, Cassandra, Crystal, James, Brandon, Michael, Cheryl, Jonathan,Rob, Richard, David, Ed, Melvin, Glover, and Ryan. Smootchie bootchies y'all.
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